Haptosexual

A person whose primary sexual expression is erotic touch. From Ancient Greek root hapto: to touch, grasp, ignite.

"Your hands are incredible. I'm so turned on right now! Do you want to f***?" "Sorry, babe, I'm a haptosexual. But we can still have fun!"

Haptosexual by haptosexual April 2, 2026

hoposexual 

a person who is hoping to have sexual relations but fails

Ashleigha is a straight-up hoposexual, always hoping to have some sex but always declined.

hoposexual by Sazwon December 1, 2016

harutosexual 

A person who is only attracted to treasure’s Watanabe Haruto

-umm hi... can I have your number?

-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

harutosexual by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.

My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...

Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

harutosexual 

Person who is only attracted to Treasure’s Haruto

-Umm hi... can I have your number?
-oh sorry, I’m Harutosexual

harutosexual by svgjklxhr October 27, 2020

harmosexual 

Harmonizers who are gay af for the girls of Fifth Harmony

Harmonizer 1: oh my god look at Normani she's fucking perfect!!

Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals

harmosexual by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016

hamosexual 

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018