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The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
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