Haosong

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Haosong do not play. He is ticklish on his knees, and he always has a beautiful girl on his arm. He's horrible at photos but makes up for it by being Chinese (Qingdao)!!1!1!! Always left handed but also writes with the right hand... but you'd never know. He is as buff as Hulk 👅

Mark lee: yo that guy is so cool.. and chinese?

Renjun: i am Chinese. He is definitely a Haosong

Haosong by Ye is Goat August 18, 2025

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Hao Song

A guy that has a big hokage. Great in hokage. Extremely hokage and hokage.

Gril: Hey Hao Song wanna hokage? I heard ur great in hokage.
Hokage: Damn hokage I am.

Hao Song by Your average hokage January 26, 2017

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Hao Song

A guy that has a big dick. Great in bed. Extremely funny and ripped.

White Chick: Hey Hao Song wanna hookup? I heard ur great in bed.
Chink: Damn right I am.

Hao Song by bobsmokesweed December 10, 2016

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haisong

Haisong is a good religious man who will not touch people despite his massive schlong. A good wholesome fellow.

You hear about Haisong's dick?

Nah bro that guy don't talk about it.

Yeah Haisong is a nun confirmed.

haisong by HeadBonkMan February 17, 2022

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haodong

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haodong is pouring coke onto the ground again

haodong by haodong December 5, 2023

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Haodong

A cute guy that's real nice, smart and caring... And also slightly mentally unstable, but that's ok, we can unpack that together later!

Haodong's name wasn't on this website, but I bet if else's wasn't, he'd add theirs!

Haodong by a.purple.pen.associate May 12, 2024

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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