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he’s got a raging porn addiction and is very popular everywhere he goes, hanzla is a bit gay but it’s ok we support that, this guy is a solid 10/10 and has many kittens, he likes to abuse people verbally sometimes even physically and is actually half wolf so he’s basically a furry, he’s actually hilarious and it’s always the most unexpected things that come out of his mouth so u never know tf he’s gonna say or do, he’s kinda weird tbh , very creative and he’s bestie material but yeah great friend to have👍
kyle: omg is that hanzla

iasmina: don’t look into his eyes😣
Hanzla by Trust🙏 October 7, 2022
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A fish in desperate need of anger management classes. Loves to ask for 30 girls snaps thinking his friends are sex traffickers.
Hanzla: ‘buss me snaps of sum slags’
Friend: ‘naa g this the 40th time you have asked and for the 40th fucking time no i aint got any’
Hanzla by Princess cup October 10, 2020
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Hazlait, the type of girl who is constantly in a frenzy who can’t do even the most basic of tasks. Hazlait is always late for everything in life and expects people to be thankful she even decided to show up. Hazlait is also very selfish and doesn’t care about anything but herself and how she feels.
I can’t believe Marks girlfriend showed up to the wedding an hour late, making everyone wait for her, as soon as she arrived all she could do is complain about how much effort it took to get here. I wish mark didn’t always date a hazlait.
hazlait by Time waster Tim June 29, 2021

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Hanzalah is a very cool guy he has a strong mind and a good heart and is fearless of other people he has a bad habit of spending money and also he has a big interest in his women.
Hanzalah is a very cool guy
hanzalah by Jhgg55 November 11, 2017
hanzade is the girl u can't forget. Her laugh is extremely loud and funny. There is no way of feeling depressed when she is by your side. She'll make the most stupid thing into something you'll laugh your ass off for hours. This midget will lighten up your life. but be careful there is a tiger inside when it comes to ...
>Is that the fire alarm?!

-oh no it's just hanzade's laugh
-oh wait maybe she pressed the fire alarm button, that's also probable
hanzade by realmasterofwords December 5, 2020
He is a fucking cool guy that anyone can chill with. He is sexy and cute and make every girls day.

He is fucking clever and help anyone that needs help
Hanzlah is a cool guy
hanzlah by Hanzlah May 29, 2014
The next day result of drinking before airtravel. A combination of a hangover and jetlag.
I didn't go in to work today. I have the worst hanglag.
hanglag by Ian Fitch May 2, 2007