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Hank Spank 

A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.

A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."

The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."

"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."

"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."

"You can say that again!"
Hank Spank by Jobot15 January 30, 2010
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Hank Spank 

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.

Spank Hank 

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.
That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

spankin' hank 

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank
spankin' hank by PROakes November 21, 2015

Spanks Hank 

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.
Spanks Hank by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022

hankypankying 

YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.

hankypanky 

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.
Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.
hankypanky by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003
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