1. An honorable man, whom The Economist magazine referred to as "one of the wisest...creatures on television" (April 10th, 2008).
2. A man who knows what he stands for, I'll tell ya' what.
3. An American who is comfortable in his own skin, in his own work ("I sell Propane and Propane Acessories"), and in his own State (Texas...except for Austin, of course), but not in his own dang country.
Believe me, you can trust (name); I've known him a long time and he's a regular Hank Hill.
by VeteranShield May 30, 2011
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A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Hank Hill is awesome!
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A married, middle-aged man with a propane fetish.
Star in the Cartoon King of the Hill
Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."
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Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.
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n A man who is uptight and/or old-fashioned who will give alecture or a beating to an uneducated being, fool, idiot or jackass.
A Hank Hill just kicked a man's ass for using his cellphone while driving.
by Judge Jude December 18, 2010
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To have a buttox that closely resembles the tookus of Hank Hill from King of the Hill which looks flat and gross.
Wow, Diana has a Hank Hill Ass. I guess she must sell propane on the side.
by Shawntell Gee August 4, 2010
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You have an extremely flat ass to the point that you almost dont even have one which is usually frowned upon.
Boy1: Man, can you believe her flat booty.
Boy2: I know, she has hank hill badonkadonk.
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