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Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
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