Handi-Cappin 

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

Handi-Cappin by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

one hand clapping 

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

one hand clapping by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

one hand clapping 

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

one hand clapping by fred ressler August 20, 2007

One hand clapping 

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

One hand clapping by Filthclub July 10, 2010

One hand clapping 

Knowing something before it occurs.

I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.

One hand clapping by Oingooboingo January 29, 2023

handicrapping 

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.

I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.

handicrapping by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013

Handicappist 

One who is "racist" against people who are handicapped.

Jade hates that guy because he is deaf. She is a handicappist.

Handicappist by lackeyattackey April 12, 2011