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handgelina

The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).
Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"

Sam: "WOW that is bored"

Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"

Sam: "Nice"
by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009
mugGet the handgelinamug.

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie
Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie
by MutahMan March 6, 2011
mugGet the Handgelina Joliemug.

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