Handa Montana

The single guy's substitute for a girlfriend.

Question "What are you up to tonight man"?

Response "Man, I got a date with Handa Montana and Palmalla Anderson tonight"

by PolyBA April 16, 2009

hanna montana

a white screaming-on-stage bitch

yep, that's hanna montana

by theextremetroll January 17, 2012

Hanna Montana

HANNA MONTANA
/HA-NYA - MON - TAN - NA/
noun
noun: HANNA; plural noun: NONE

1. a strong feeling in the butt.
"You really pulled in hard in my Hanna Montana"
synonyms: deep, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; Moredevotion, adoration, doting, idolization, worship; passion, ardour, desire, lust, yearning, infatuation, adulation, besottedness

•doggy style, butt plug, constant pain, sterilizing enigma, astranomical enter,

antonyms: Banded

•a strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone.
"they were both in love with her hanna montana"
synonyms: besotted with, infatuated with, enamoured of, smitten with, passionate about, with a passion for, consumed with desire for; Morecaptivated by, bewitched by, enthralled by, entranced by; devoted to, doting on; informalmad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, bowled over by, carrying a torch for "I'm in love with Gillian"

•affectionate greetings conveyed to someone on one's behalf.
"give her my hanna montana when she straps it on"
synonyms: Butt Sex, Booty Call, Farty Lil Stinker

•a formula for ending an affectionate letter.
"take care, I enjoyed your Hanna Montana, Judy"

2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football as much as I like getting plowed in my hanna montana"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More

"I'm un-sure if I i'm ready to take it in the Hanna Montana"

"he is confident that their love can survive, if he puts it in her hanna montana"

"their love for the butt is love for the hanna montana"

by Dookie Monsta November 6, 2013

Hanna Montana

masturbate, verb

You should go Hanna Montana in the privacy of your own room.

by Robagel August 28, 2013

hanna montana

Hand job.

I was hoping to get a BJ off that girl last night, but she wasn't into it so I settled for a hanna montana.

by brianguy October 24, 2015

Hana-Montana(LOL)

Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.

You are almost as annoying as Hana-Montana(LOL).

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

hana.montana._

hana.montana._ is a person that loves you no matter what is always there for you makes you smile and is the prettiest person ever

Example:
H:woah is that hana.montana._
R:yeah look at her
H: damn
H:*smiles*

by Hana's wife October 16, 2021