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Hand marathon
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Masturbating
for so long that your wrist-mounted
fitness
tracker
thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"
My wife
is away this
weekend
, so I'm
planning
a hand marathon"
by
The Otter's Pocket
October 15, 2023
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