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Hand shake sausage 

The man part between thy legs
No I don’t want you hand shake sausage
Hand shake sausage by Bones712 December 10, 2022

Double Hand Shake 

Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.
Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.
Double Hand Shake by Millzersrers February 13, 2009

slingshot hand shake 

A hand shake where a brotha is being real agressive upon first meeting and drags you in for the hug
Bro 1: yo whats up man, nice to meet you
slingshot hand shaker: yo whats up man (offers a hand, and yanks bro #1 in for the hug)

uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
uffy hand shake by robyn cason January 16, 2008

The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.
Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

secret hand shake 

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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