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Hand Helping 

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
Hand Helping by sclocal May 22, 2008

helping hand 

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.
While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

Helping Hand 

When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.
Jack and Jill decided to give a helping hand to Jack.
Helping Hand by JJ Col December 31, 2011

Helping Hand 

The name of the repossession company that Otto works for in the film "Repo Man".
Oly: "Helping Hand"...fucking right we took your car. Guess who told us where it was, your goddamned brother!
Helping Hand by semanon March 21, 2008

Helping Hand 

when one person inhales weed then kisses another person, the person that recieves the kiss inhales the weed smoke by the kiss. the kiss usually lasts as if your making out for seven seconds.
helping Hand:If your looking to do it.

inhale the smoke, dont exhale, then kiss the person for seven seconds. as if making out. the person will inhale the smoke then after the seven seconds release the smoke. youll feel high.

Its hardcore when your listening to satisfaction by benny benassi or I kissed a girl by Katy perry trust me.
Helping Hand by Cookiepants October 30, 2008

helping hand 

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.
Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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