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Hamster-tube bangs 

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.
You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

Harrisburg hampster tube 

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy
john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

Hamster in the tubes 

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
Hamster in the tubes by Warkitten October 12, 2008

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026