Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022

Bro Hammer Head Shark

-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.

"Aiight dawg I'll catch you later, Bro hammer head shark!"

by Notrub acissej Ol ymerej March 10, 2010

Viking Bronze Hammer

When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.

Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007

Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.

Jamal is acting like broken hammer.

by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020

brown hammer

A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men

Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small

by BrownHammer December 26, 2015

HammerRoll

To disguise a link to a video of MC Hammer singing "U Can't Touch This." Popularized from "RickRolling". See HammerRolled.com

After being hammerrolled for the third time that day, Pierre was dismayed to find that he had actually learned the words to the song.

by Mister Hammer Roll April 2, 2008

huntsville hammerbomb

Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.

I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.

by Googley-Eyed Gary August 6, 2010