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Hammer Lung

This is a known respiratory condition from being out in the Johnson Valley OHV area also known as the Hammer Trails. This location is also the area that is home of the annual King Of The Hammers off road race. Hammer Lung occurs when huffing too much radioactive dust from that area that was formerly a bomb test site for the United States Military.
Sup my dudes… Just spent a week out at KOH watching the Nor Cal crew (Webb, Scherer, Gomez, etc…) and got a nasty case of Hammer Lung. I got it last year too and took me 2 weeks to partially recover and a full month to feel 99% normal again. If the wind is whipping up that Hammers dust strap on your KN95’s to help prevent Hammer King my dawgs!
Hammer Lung by Meghann D February 13, 2023
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Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies 

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.
Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

Lung Hammers 

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.

Lunge Hammer 

A particular dance that was started from the RAGE club nights (Rock, Metal & Punk) at The Furnace.

It involves the holding of an imaginary hammer and lunging forward sharply on one leg bringing the 'hammer' down onto the floor in one swift movent in time with the music.
Lunge Hammer by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009

Lunge Hammer 

A particular dance that was started from the RAGE club nights (Rock, Metal & Punk) at The Furnace.

It involves the holding of an imaginary hammer and lunging forward sharply on one leg bringing the 'hammer' down onto the floor in one swift movent in time with the music.
Lunge Hammer by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009

hammerling

A sock, preferably a tube sock, that is half-filled with cat shit. Often used to hit a person or throw at a desired target.
Ryan: Why do you need my cat?
Paul: I think I can hit that old lady with a hammerling.
hammerling by Ben Walkingstick October 9, 2006

Hammerlund 

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.
Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.
Hammerlund by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010