Definitions by Ninjaneering

Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies 

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.

Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023