Hamified

(Ham-if-eyed) Hamified is when something and/or someone is made so utterly dumb and smoothbrained, they resemble the origin of Hamification, 'Hamoka60'. It can spread rapidly throughout dumbasses, with the leading cause being Hamoka60.

'Oh god! He Hamified my wife! Now she's disabled!.'

by Pl@tinumSt@r December 28, 2020

Harified

Nerding the shit out of spreadsheet so that normal people can't read it. Also known as ramming the sheet.

That spreadsheet was harified. This sheet has been rammed.

by 119wrestle March 31, 2022

hammified

wasted, crunked, drunk, blacked out

davey: where's the party?
playa: at jimbos
davey: you drinking tonight?
playa: yeah, i'm getting hammified

by driller 50 October 12, 2008

Halified

When a woman manipulates a man until his hair turns grey or he pulls it out of his own head out of frustration and anger.

That bitch has halified that man.he just don't look well.....that bitch is wrong...

by Fishman lovebooty August 31, 2018