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Hamcrab

A small leperous crab found mainly in Auckland, New Zealand. Often found to be both drunk and naked at the same time, often removing its soft exo-skeleton after dark. See Burning Sands Rings Beach

Known mainly for its ability to get naked, drunk and fornicate, often at the same time, and very often at innappropriate times and places.
It was the Hamcrab of Doom!
by Sam Spargo January 24, 2006
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hatcrab

a mythological creature that consists of a crab wearing a top hat.

he rules all of humanity.

he has his own church governed by the 7 holy founders.
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Hamcrack

A small, adorable and easily agitated dog.
Prone to biting without provocation.
Don’t pet it, it’s a hamcrack!

That hamcrack the other day really tore me up.

Damnit! Hamcrack made me bleed again!
by Sweetpetunia July 27, 2022
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