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A small leperous crab found mainly in Auckland, New Zealand. Often found to be both drunk and naked at the same time, often removing its soft exo-skeleton after dark. See Burning Sands Rings Beach

Known mainly for its ability to get naked, drunk and fornicate, often at the same time, and very often at innappropriate times and places.
It was the Hamcrab of Doom!
Hamcrab by Sam Spargo January 24, 2006
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a mythological creature that consists of a crab wearing a top hat.

he rules all of humanity.

he has his own church governed by the 7 holy founders.
PRAISE THE MIGHTY HATCRAB!
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Hamurabi's code 

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Hamcrack 

A small, adorable and easily agitated dog.
Prone to biting without provocation.
Don’t pet it, it’s a hamcrack!

That hamcrack the other day really tore me up.

Damnit! Hamcrack made me bleed again!
Hamcrack by Sweetpetunia July 27, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026