Ham simp
Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..
Ham simp by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021
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Simply Ham
To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
Simply Ham by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010
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Ham simp • Simply Ham • ham • Ham Bone • Ham Wallet • Ham Doctor • ham and egger • ham'd • ham slam • ham and cheese
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