Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s July 20, 2008

ham and cheese sandwich

Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)

Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.

by Cris Kamurai June 18, 2008

ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025