Ham Slap 

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

Ham Slap by Learninator June 5, 2019

Ham-slap 

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

Ham-slap by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

Slap the ham 

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

Slap the ham by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

Slap the Ham 

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

Slap the Ham by hamslapper March 3, 2015

Slap a ham 

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

Slap a ham by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Slap The Ham 

1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.

Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?

Slap The Ham by Fingeringbutts June 1, 2006

slap some ham on it 

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

slap some ham on it by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019