Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G December 20, 2016

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 05, 2019

Slapping Ham

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.

After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2015

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 05, 2022