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Ham Pocket

a wet stinky vaginal hole, overused and worn down from years of service to men, women and animals of all types.
oh man, that ho sure had some experience with riding cock, but her pussy tasted liek a ham pocket. gross.
Ham Pocket by JCA$H March 7, 2008
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Pocket Ham 

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
Pocket Ham by SideBar November 21, 2019

Hampacket 

Slang for a woman's vagina.
Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.
Hampacket by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009
a slang-term used for vagina, often used in a joking manner

can be shortened to 'hampocky' and 'hampock'
I have the worst wedgie! my hampocket is numb by now!
hampocket by anonymous December 16, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026