What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.
"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"
by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015
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