Halo Noob

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A person who is horrible at halo, especially while play on xbox live. These people usually get pwned by almost every player they are faced against. You are often humiliated, and cussed at by the more experienced players. Not to worry, many many people are Halo Noobs which ultimately means you have a life.

PWNERXX27: Fucking halo noob!!!!111!! YOU SUCK!

YOU: At least I don't spend more than 20 hours a week playing this game!

PWNERXX27: AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!

YOU: Burn.

Halo Noob by rubber_duckie January 18, 2008

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halo noob

One who thinks they are 1337 because the play Halo. These people are wrong simply because Halo is one of the easiest games ever made and playing it does not make u a 1337 haxxor.

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Lol he sucks at life

halo noob by Wormsramongus October 17, 2007

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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