Halli Mae

A beautiful person and the best friend you'll ever have. They'll sit and indulge your delusions about boys. They'll quote your favorite movie with you. They'll let you talk about dead poets society without complaints because they know it's your life. They are the best friend you'll ever have. And if your lucky enough to date them, they'll put in the effort to make a whole bouquet out of book pages for you.
I love my Halli Mae, everyone deserves a Halli Mae, just not my Hallie Mae
by Neil_perry_was_really_good March 22, 2025
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