Half-fished

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.

That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!

by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020

fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

by gsb October 24, 2019

Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025