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half wit
stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.
half-wit
1. A person of subnormal intelligence.
2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.
3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.
3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
half-wit by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
half-wit
half-wit by katie was here August 7, 2007
half-wit
1.a person of subnormal intelligence
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
half-wit by zingeraddict October 19, 2011
Half Term Half Wit
Half Term Half Wit by CameramanDavid December 25, 2010
Flaming half wit
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
Flaming half wit by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005
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