Half Ton

A Pick-Up Truck that weighs a half ton.

ex.) Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Dodge Ram, Suzuki Tracker

Truckguys'll tell ya, takin off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds aint no picnic. So this half ton's got the most torque, 6-speed tranny with tow-haul mode...and 4 oversized disc breaks. Cuz stopping 10,000 pounds...aint no picnic either.

by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

clapped out half ton

An old piece of shit truck, AKA brennen O'connor's truck

Hick #1 -Man look at that clapped out half ton in the school parking lot.
Hick #2 -OH ! you mean O'connor's Truck

by Hick #2 January 19, 2018

Dj Half Ton

A Dj from Crackhouse Productions, Real Name Alex C. Reppin that Houston area. Known Locally for having outlandish Parties at his Mansion and also many liasons with famous actresses and Singers.

Friend 1: Man I got invited to a Party

Friend 2: Oh yeah, whos is it ?

Friend 1: Dj Half Ton, dude

Friend 2: Man, Thats awesome I love his parties, Are the playboy bunnies gonna be there again?

by Metric Ton May 21, 2009

Half-Day Tony

A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.

"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."

by Jabba T. Hutt March 27, 2016

halfton

A fat woman, who is about 1000 pounds, so mind as well call them half a ton.

Damn, who would want to sleep with a halfton?

by Beverages October 18, 2012