Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.

Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!

by JT November 11, 2003

half pint

a naturaly small person

hey half pint

by nicky t June 24, 2003

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.

Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero

by Ollyc98 December 15, 2007

Swedish half-pint

A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint

Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.

by viktorious_mm September 21, 2023

half-pint of booty

when a extremley short girl got a fat ass.

daaang, aye brodie alyjah got a half-pint of booty

by b.dubbbb January 18, 2010

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025