Halacock

Food adhereing to Jewish religious dietary laws. It may get you severely ill.

That Halacock dinner gave me the shits for a week!

by KosherDude May 21, 2015

halicocktosis

Bad breath caused by having a penis inside the mouth. Dick breath.

If your momma breath was bad this morning it's cause I gave her halicocktosis for breakfast.

by Sir4word December 27, 2016

halfcocked

having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis

My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess

by halfcocked January 21, 2007

Johnny Halfcocked

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.

Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.

by Big Clock August 6, 2009