Hakooey Share definition Flag n. Someone named Reggie who eats watermelon regularly and may or may not have an affinity for throwing spears. That dirty hakooey Reggie stole my VCR again. Hakooey by The Spear Chaser October 27, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Hakooey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch