Hakdan 

Hakdan is the smartest, most caring, loveable, sweet and attractive man you will ever find on the Earth's crust. His skills at everything are unmatched, although he is also a fan of doing school shootings, but that's just his playful side.

-Damn, look at that guy, he's blowing up a school so sexily.
-I know. He must be a Hakdan.

Hakdan by SxOffender November 23, 2021

HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS

i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.

HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Hamdan Flexing 

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

Hamdan Flexing by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

haydana 

a sexy yellow banana god. he created life makes all live happily.

have you praised to our lord and saviour haydana today.

haydana by haydana lover August 31, 2017

Hakan

Hakan is the love of my life. I’ve never seen someone as perfect as him. He is the most handsome, smartest and cutest man ever. Every time he smiles my heart is blooming. I’d die for him. He is the definition of perfection.

Hakan is my soulmate.

That’s Hakan, my man.

Hakan by ya.hkn June 4, 2020

Hakan

A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.

I’d spend my life with Hakan

Hakan by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018

Haydancing

The propensity to want to change the subject, attack the source or otherwise ignore any suggestion that there are healthcare issues in the United States. Especially when compared to other countries. Someone who consistantly ignores questions and tries to blame individuals for getting sick, having babies and then not having the ability to pay.
Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

Because of serious potential health risks, Haydancing is and can <b>only</b> be done by people who themselves benefit from excellent health insurance!

Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

Haydancing by TheRealMaxterFromTexas February 21, 2008