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Hamaphobe 

Someone who has a phobia of ham.
ie. Did you guys see Olivia? She cowered in fear when she saw that ham sandwich. What a hamaphobe!
Hamaphobe by sabbocheek January 22, 2013
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Haizaphobia

I have Haizaphobia.
Haizaphobia by thepseudonym4 August 28, 2020

Hamaphobe 

Despising, disliking or showing prejudice towards those members of society that are classed as Hamasexual. I.e. those that are sexually or romantically or otherwise attracted to Hamas and/or the Free Palestine movement. Particularly as of 7th October 2023 onwards.

See also, Hamaphobic, Hamaphobia, Hamasexual.
"Protests by Hamasexual men and women have been ongoing since 7th October for an end to discrimination of the Palestinian people and Hamas based on terrorism to ordinary people going about their lives - e.g. attending festivals, at home, work, etc. Meanwhile, a whole tirade of hate towards them is building up. Hamaphobe levels are up at their highest levels since oct '23."

"Vic reassured Sukh that he need not worry about Hamasexuals... As once they realised Sukh was a Hamaphobe, they'd soon calm down and lower their Palestinian flags, both in person and on their WhatsApp statuses/names"

"Call me a Hamaphobe, but if I hear one more thing about Free Palestine I swear I'm gonna shoot someone. Hamasexuals, the lot of um!"
Hamaphobe by CHEMISTA November 4, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026