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A person on the game runescape, who is a priq, malaysian, likes rice, sucks off men, page closes or x's, logs, suicides to protect pixels and then dies anyway. haiyans refer to others as "programmers" and "autoers" when in reality they all share about 10 characters
Wow, War Gto(haiyan) is giving that guy over there some serious head!
Haiyan by sean July 23, 2004
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(Noun)
1.A pker on the MMORPG 'Runescape', who page closes, suicides, and logs out to avoid death.
2. Someone who teams massively, then makes fun of you for not fighting
X vs. 1(X being number of people in the team)
Haiyan by Undisclosed July 22, 2004
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When a white British guy goes to nsfw gooning discord servers that has kinks like raceplay and nationplay pretends to be a Chinese woman to get straight blokes to dm him while him pretending to be asian and woman.
Guy: Hiiii cutie

Haiyan: Ni hao my name is Haiyan and fuck my chinese pussy

Guy: Let me see ur pussy

Haiyan: I’m actually a guy and I’m white
Haiyan by Rockadeeleeliah October 28, 2025

Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda) 

A tropical cyclone, super typhoon that hit ground in the Philippines on Friday, the 8th of November 20013. With winds up to 195 miles per hour the storm may be the largest typhoon to hit land in recorded history. It is estimated to have had a death toll numbering in the thousands. Destruction from Typhoon Haiyan, or Typhoon Yolanda as it is known in the Philippines, was massive.
Trees, buildings and cars were swept away in the almost 200 mph winds of Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda). The Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda) wreaked havoc in the Philippines and surrounding countries with waves of over 20 feet.
Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda) by thatshit November 11, 2013

Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.
Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.
Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021
Haiya is the opposite of fuiyoh and is the MSG of words. It is used when expressing extreme disappointment, frustration, etc. The word went from only being popular in middle-aged English speaking Asian groups to being appreciated by a wide range of people because of recent viral videos on Youtube by Uncle Roger, a persona created by an Malaysian British comedian, Nigel Ng.

"Everybody should use the word haiya to expand your vocabulary, no matter if you're asian, white, black, or green." -- Uncle Roger, 2020
"Haiya green again today, so sad."
Haiya by DonXnoD September 23, 2020
Uncle Roger's catchprase.
In Mandarin it is "āi yā" which means "Oh No!"
But Uncle Roger is Hokkien Chinese.

So In Hokkien Chinese, "hāi" means fucked up. "ah" is when something is done.
So the phrase "Haiyaa" means you did something fucked up.

It's not racist for non-Asian folks to say Haiyaa.
"Haiyaa is the MSG of words, it contain all the flavor..." "Your bus comes late, Haiyaa." "Your baby born with three arm, Haiyaa."
Haiyaa by agustin-harrison-69420 October 1, 2021
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