Hairy-nips 

What Russian women use to attract their men folk.

Remember the first time we met in Stalingrad, when you accidentally put one of your hairy-nips in my glass of vodka?

Hairy-nips by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

Hairy Nips 

The greatest intramural roller hockey team ever to play.... on Earth.

We went to see the Hairy Nips play tonight and it was niptacular.

Hairy Nips by Joshua Panitzke November 11, 2006

Hairy Nips 

a group of people, bound by their hate for hairy nipples and people who have them. quite elite and occasionally bitchy. dont take shit from no-one. have fun doing anything.

in summary; the funnest sexiest people in the entire world.

"i tried to get in the hairy nips, but my nip hair is too long"

"i love them individually, but together the hairy nips are really bitchy"

Hairy Nips by niphairsupreme August 21, 2008

Hairy Cookie Nips 

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.

Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.

Hairy Cookie Nips by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012