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Hairy Beast

Hamish and Adam: Kane you hairy beast
Kane: Do you two ever shut up?
Hamish and Adam: Dozer
by Hambo,Nico July 23, 2010
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hairy beast

a very hairy young man by the name of thomas wildthing.
by goth-boy November 5, 2003
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the hairy beast

A girl whose body is covered in gross hair. Although she tries to shave it, she will always be known as the hairy beast. Gross.
The hairy beast has bad B.O.
by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005
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Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.
"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"

"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."
by TRex1 July 29, 2008
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hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.
by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004
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Hairy Japanese Bastards

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.
Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.
by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006
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hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
by archielmao February 8, 2021
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