Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.

She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan

Hairy Morgan by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010

harry morgan 

this is someone who is a simp they are also very ugly. they look like a fish and also have no friends at all

you are being such a harry morgan today

harry morgan by harrymorgan April 6, 2020

Harry Morgan 

A Harry Morgan is a person who as an incredibly symmetrical penis and someone who shoved thermonuclear bombs inside their ass.

See that guy there, yeah he’s a Harry Morgan

Harry Morgan by Keith17381 April 25, 2020

Harry morgan 

Is very handsome and a kind harted lad
He likes to have a laugh with his friends and family

Harry morgan is a nice person

Harry morgan by Fanny_muncher March 2, 2021

Morgan County Angel Hair 

The act of making a girl orgasm so hard her hair extensions shoot out of her.

Man what a lucky dude, he gave that chick a Morgan County Angel Hair!!!!!

Morgan County Angel Hair by Us People June 11, 2006