Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.

She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan

Hairy Morgan by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010

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harry morgan

this is someone who is a simp they are also very ugly. they look like a fish and also have no friends at all

you are being such a harry morgan today

harry morgan by harrymorgan April 6, 2020

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Harry Morgan

A Harry Morgan is a person who as an incredibly symmetrical penis and someone who shoved thermonuclear bombs inside their ass.

See that guy there, yeah he’s a Harry Morgan

Harry Morgan by Keith17381 April 25, 2020

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Harry morgan

Is very handsome and a kind harted lad
He likes to have a laugh with his friends and family

Harry morgan is a nice person

Harry morgan by Fanny_muncher March 2, 2021

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Morgan County Angel Hair

The act of making a girl orgasm so hard her hair extensions shoot out of her.

Man what a lucky dude, he gave that chick a Morgan County Angel Hair!!!!!

Morgan County Angel Hair by Us People June 11, 2006

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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