Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.
She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan
by Hairy Morgan November 01, 2010
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