Hairy Caterpillar
When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.
My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.
Hairy Caterpillar by me.....)()( March 9, 2014
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