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haircore 

(noun) the musical genre in which girls'-jeans-wearing, emo fags pretend to be hard. key indicators are the wear of iron maiden t-shirts (without a coinciding posession of any of their albums), aforementioned girls' jeans, and a haircut that cost more than their guitar rig. it is common to see them attired with bandanas around their necks and/or wearing eye-liner. followers of this genre often avoid actual hardcore shows due to the swift and severe beatings that they would surely suffer.

look at that haircore kid with all that make-up and shit. i think he just killed his father.
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haircore 

(noun) the musical genre in which girls'-jeans-wearing, emo fags pretend to be hard. key indicators are the wear of iron maiden t-shirts (without a coinciding posession of any of their albums), aforementioned girls' jeans, and a haircut that cost more than their guitar rig. it is common to see them attired with bandanas around their necks and/or wearing eye-liner. followers of this genre often avoid actual hardcore shows due to the swift and severe beatings that they would surely suffer.
me and my buddy joe were talking about how much sick of it all kicks ass at the bus stop when this haircore kid started talking about how their lyrics are really sad but they inspire him to practice his hardcore dance moves in front of the mirror so he can show hardcore its proper respect. we promptly beat him.
haircore by ali baba ibn muhammad December 13, 2008

Haircore 

'Haircore' kids are the waste of the wave that swept the world in the form of emos

Usually consisting of darker clothes, a myspace page with various references to pc4pc w4w and also usually harshly razored hair and excessive eye makeup.
Look at that shitty haircore kid. Bah
Haircore by Pray For Plagues December 30, 2007

Hairorexia 

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.
-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."
Hairorexia by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012

Hairorexic 

A person excessively obsessed with their hair.
-OMG my hair is soooo frizzy today!
-You're such a hairorexic!
Hairorexic by bobcar May 6, 2010
"Har" is one half of "har har" which signifies laughing. "Core" is the middle, essence, or center of something.

"Harcore" therefore was intended to represent the idea of "half-of-one-laugh in the center" or "One half-laugh in the center".
I know you've all heard Kurt Ballou's recordings and I think we can all agree that they're much too harcore sounding -- and that's one half-laugh in the center too much for me.
Harcore by TheMastaBlasta November 17, 2004

haircarecharli 

a very talented editor who makes the best edits and is unproblematic and sweet!đź’•
“who is haircarecharli” my favorite and best editor in the world
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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