Hairorexia

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.

-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."

by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012