Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.
by pinballpickup August 31, 2006
A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 06, 2023
someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..
the rest of the group: oop
Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra
the rest of the group: OOOO
Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it
Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you
*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*
btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023