Hair monkey 

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

Hair monkey by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

monkey hair tickler 

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

monkey hair tickler by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

Talk the hair off a monkey. 

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

Talk the hair off a monkey. by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

Hair of the monkey 

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

Hair of the monkey by Ceresann November 26, 2023

harmonkey 

Harmonkey is Horsy’s bestfriend. They are so funny and have an unbreakable bong. I meant bond.

Horsy and Harmonkey s

harmonkey by hairybum November 21, 2021