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Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.
My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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