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Habatrail

The habatrail is when you send your hamster through the motions and he ends up in your ass. Have fun peeps
When Carmine went to diesel camp, he quickly learned what a habatrail was.
by The hamster p August 17, 2017
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habitrail for humanity

Enclosed skywalks between office buildings, as seen in downtown areas. Based upon the visual similarity with hamster habitrail tubes. Often shortened to simply "habitrail."
It's raining; let's take the habitrail to the restaurant
by Rod March 2, 2005
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Habitrail

A small city where empty individuals live, shop, drink coffee, gossip, screw, and create more off-spring to bring this planet to its knees.
Oh man, I went to visit my sister in Diego. Talk about a habitrail.
by DarbyCrash February 16, 2015
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habitrailing

When a man (usually gay) inserts a habitrail tube into his anus with the goal of luring a small rodent (ie: gerbil, hamster, guinea pig) into his rectum to enjoy some sort of bizarre combination of sexual gratification and animal cruelty all at once.
I heard Mason experimented with habitrailing this weekend-- he's looking a bit shell shocked.
by Denzel smallsware March 10, 2016
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