Haanbie 

Will steal your husband and fucking consume your soul.

Haanbie does not currently give a fuck and is probably playing leauge of legends as all asians do.

This nigga probably liked cars 2.

Birthplace: The Ricefields

Haanbie will steal your gold and v-bucks like a stingy jew.

Person: whomst tf is Haanbie

Haanbie: *enters your house*

Haanbie: *incomprehensible screaming*

Person: *dies*

Haanbie by The Unwelcome Serpent June 1, 2018

haanie 

an amazing friend with beautiful eyes (even tho she's overall really gorgeous) . You can always count on her to make your day ten times better and to fill your heart with joy. You're insanely lucky if you have a Haanie in your life

friend 1: She's so beautiful and so nice! What's her name?
friend 2: Oh yeah that's Haanie

haanie by syddie123 October 7, 2019

Haanie 

Haanie seem nice at first glance, but she is really mean when you get to know her. She has a secretly wants to live until she is 205 years old.

Little timmy: Hey dad, how did grandma Haanie die?

Dad: She lived until she was 205 and she died by running into a military base with a vest of dynamite and blew up herself and the enemy.

Little timmy: WOW that so cool dad!
Dad: yes it is

Haanie by yummydonuts March 8, 2022

Haaniel

A hot sexy man that can accomplish anything he wants and can get any girl he desires. Ladies, you better watch out! Other men are are no competition for him. He is the best person to invite to a party.

Other qualities include:

-Super smart
-Can bitch slap the hell out of females named Alianah.
-Always there for you when you need him.
-Never gonna give you up.
-Never gonna let you down.

Alianah is no match for Haaniel, he is too much of a Haaniel.

Haaniel by Demon Time 😈 December 29, 2021