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haagen dazs 

icecream with the most fascinating name of all time, and all people from scandanavia should be renamed with this title.
me: hey guy from sweden, why isn't your name haagen dazs?

guy from sweden: you dumb fuck. please die
haagen dazs by jar of idiot October 16, 2008

Haagen Dazs 

Dude, that BMW is so Haagen Dazs.

Haagen Dazs 

Kick ass ice cream of all time. Made with real ingredients but expensive as hell.
Lets go get some Haagen Dazs at the Glendale Galleria.
Haagen Dazs by Yukester December 20, 2007

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!
Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009

Going for Häagen-Dazs 

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

Haagen all the Dazs 

The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.
Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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