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a crazy bitch boy that has obsessive stalker compulsive behavior. the haaganese were a species of blue haired freaks that wore loincloths and lived in jamaica. or something.
1. that kid was a haagan, so i threw some good rocks at him.
haagen by iwantsomeaspirin August 15, 2004
A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!
"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"

"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
haagen by WineConnoiseurFuck May 13, 2005

Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

haagen dazs 

haagen dazs? more like haagen dAWESOME!!!!!
haagen dazs by Dudley D July 27, 2008

Haagen Days 

A special commemorative weekend that marks the existence of the one and only Haagen Dazs ice cream.
During the town’s annual Haagen Days celebration, my cousin was hospitalized for an acute brain freeze incident after ingesting about ten pints, back to back, in one of them there truly insane eat-all-you-can contests!
Haagen Days by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019