HWHL

Happy Wife, Happy Life
A subtle way to utilize the end-all excuse of not wanting to do something, or explicitly needing to do something to satisfy the wife. Typically used as text in digital environments informally following a statement.
Man, I gotta be home by 4 AM or the Mrs. will crawl in my ass and die tomorrow. You know, HWHL!

Brah I gotta bail on the drop tonight. HWHL
by Blumpkin Spice Latte August 26, 2019
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