HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

HTFPD by KathMac December 14, 2008

HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder: a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

HTFPD by KathMac December 12, 2008

HTFPD

hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration

An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.

HTFPD by KathMac December 13, 2008

HTFDIK 

How The Fuck do I know

Girl: Do you know where I put that thing the other day?
Girl 2: HTFDIK

HTFDIK by Arekandera April 18, 2009

HTFDTH

How the fuck does that happen

I got a cramp in my little toe HTFDTH????

HTFDTH by DJJ23 March 13, 2011

HTFP 

Hit the fucking pins

Tonight the Amtrak 6 will HTFP.

HTFP by Talonowl April 12, 2022

htfdithilhwohk 

how the fuck do I tell him I like him without him knowing…

person 1: “bro..htfdithilhwohk…”
person 2: “wtf go tell him you bitch”

htfdithilhwohk by fatuiharbginger January 18, 2023